Be G.I. Ho instead of G.I. Joe! Wear a revealing camo tank top and tight black booty shorts with tall black boots. Get some camo paint and put on your face and/or body.
Dress like Count Dracula (long-sleeved dress shirt, vest, dress pants and shoes, red cape, slicked-back hair, vampire teeth, etc.). Then take a blow-up doll (or make a stuffed fake woman using fabric and clothes) and attach it to your front, so the mouth is on your crotch.
Either buy some fake plastic butts, or make some out of cardboard or paper maché. Cut holes for your eyes, and attach some string so you can wear the butts on your faces like masks. Now each person in the group wears a name tag: Jack, Smart, Dumb, Wise and Lazy.
Take a bath towel and attach a dildo to the bottom so the end pokes out past the edge of the towel. Then wrap the towel around your waist and gel your hair so it looks like you just got out of the shower. It will look like you are hung like a monster!
You’ve all seen the kissing booth costume where you wear the booth over your body…. Same concept but you’re putting the booth (made out of a cardboard box) over your butt (cut out the rear of your pants–if you’re shy you can insert a fake plastic butt). Add a sign that says “Kisses $1.00″. People always say, kiss my ass, so now make money at it.
Wear a wetsuit and ear muffs. You are ready to dive the muff!
Wear all brown clothes and tie a shoe to your head.
Wear an eye patch and a name tag that says Willy.